Hvad?? How to accept the fact you will never understand Danish

I don’t speak Danish. Jeg taler ikke Dansk. Now repeat after me:┬áJeg taler ikke Dansk. Good work! You have learnt how to say I don’t speak Danish, which is pretty much all you will ever need to know. Congratulations. Go forth and enjoy the wonders of Aarhus. Oh…. You want more? Hmmm. You see, the … More Hvad?? How to accept the fact you will never understand Danish